Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust… or something like that. On July 15, I got the news that the subject of my essays took the golden chariot to the heavens. I’m assuming upwards because I don’t think he was a candidate for heading south below the ground. His angel on…

“I’m not dead yet!” Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975 Well, that about sums it up. My friend is not dead but after having to be hauled off to the ER because of a pulse rate of 176 (yes, you read right and how is that even possible?), …

“No one here gets out alive” — a quote from every western that was ever made and should also be the motto of anyone who is alive…. I spent the past few days with a friend who is knock knock knocking on heaven’s door after living a good life full…

The Sticky Situation of Glycerin in Lubes Let’s listen to science and our liver… yeah… Okay, I know I might get crucified for this blog. For the majority of my 20 years in this wacky business since opening Grand Opening!, I, and most likely you, have been preaching from the pulpit that glycerin is a sugar and…

Why the Mind/Body connection is not to be ignored It was 1985 and I hadn’t yet become the sex goddess that I am today. At the time, I had been married for 7 years to a husband that was kind to me but sadly, wasn’t too adventurous between the sheets…

A party. A porn star. A junky car. A hot night in San Francisco. San Francisco. Of course. 1995, yep. The occasion was Kat Sunlove’s 50th birthday party held at the Great American Music Hall in the Tenderloin section of the city, just a few doors down from the infamous…

Why do women’s underwear always have white crotches? In my life, I’ve probably owned hundreds of pair of underwear, well, not PAIRS but single ones. Wait. Why do they call them a PAIR of underwear when you wear only one at a time? I digress. Ever since I shed my…

All You Need to Know About Personal Lubricants! When people think about what their favorite sex toy is, the first one that comes to my mind is a personal lubricant. No batteries needed, no recharging port, no special handling. Just a few squeezes or pumps of a bottle and my…

And don’t you forget it! This past weekend, I attended the Long Beach Motorcycle Show in Long Beach, California for what seemed to be the umpteenth time since I moved here 13 years ago. Warm, sunny California day? Check. Free demo rides on motorcycles that I wanna buy to fill…